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11.09.06
My Head Is Exploding With Flavor!
posted by Absinthe | 2:45 PM
Still coming down from the election. Just busted out of an FTP $150 on a rivered two-outer (money went in on the flop and turn) and don’t feel too bad about it, so I am obviously still on political morphine. Political coke. Political something.
In the meantime, feast your eyes on this. (Link entirely SFW, link massively WTF.)
Popularity: 2% [?]
Topics: Poker, Random Thoughts | 4 Comments »
November 9, 2006 at 2:49 PM
Ha! They’re not located in Texas. *whew*
You gotta admit, it’s a creative idea…
November 9, 2006 at 3:24 PM
I wonder if the effective killing range is decreased due to a lower density of the material there by decreasing the momentum of the shot as it enters the bird?
They could account for the loss in density and therefore mass via an increase in the charge of the load. Perhaps increasing the gunpowder and modifying the wadding?
Making the pellets larger would be useless because the pellets would incur increased air resistance and would have a harder time penetrating the feathers and skin of the prey due to the larger surface area.
Can’t wait to see these on CSI!!!!
November 9, 2006 at 4:41 PM
I think probably the effective killing range is decreased due to the obviously lower density of brain cells on the part of the purchaser.
Then again, the concept of emptying a couple loads of lemon-pepper-shot into the ass of a housebreaker and charging after them screaming “Who’s got the au jus?” does have a certain…
… appeal.
November 12, 2006 at 2:45 AM
how’d you do at Commerce after i busted? hopefully, you got to the promised land.