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11.28.06
A Bar You Probably Shouldn’t Even Think About Trying To Clear
posted by Absinthe | 5:29 PM
Otis: You know what sucks. Somehow I’ve become more famous for eating keno crayons than anything I’ve ever done.
Me: Confession: I have never watched the video of you eating keno crayons.
I was essentially en route to Vegas when it happened, and then I was in Vegas and had other priorities. Today I decided, what the hell, I’ll watch the video of Otis eating Keno crayons (courtesy of Pauly, who I hear already has an eponymous subcircle of hell).
This, by the way, is why I have an aversion to the business end of cameras that borders on the pathological. Nobody is immune. I mean, I am not prone to wagering such sums at Pai Gow that I would likely ever be stuck a grand for life, much less over the course of one regrettable evening, but if I were and someone offered me that kind of money to swallow some wax, well, people have done worse for much less.
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Topics: Poker | 2 Comments »


November 29, 2006 at 9:23 AM
Thereya go. Now EVERYONE has seen it.
November 29, 2006 at 5:12 PM
Will they let me take my cell phone to hell with me?