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    11.28.06

    A Bar You Probably Shouldn’t Even Think About Trying To Clear

    posted by Absinthe | 5:29 PM

    Otis: You know what sucks.  Somehow I’ve become more famous for eating keno crayons than anything I’ve ever done.
    Me: Confession: I have never watched the video of you eating keno crayons.

    I was essentially en route to Vegas when it happened, and then I was in Vegas and had other priorities. Today I decided, what the hell, I’ll watch the video of Otis eating Keno crayons (courtesy of Pauly, who I hear already has an eponymous subcircle of hell).

    This, by the way, is why I have an aversion to the business end of cameras that borders on the pathological. Nobody is immune. I mean, I am not prone to wagering such sums at Pai Gow that I would likely ever be stuck a grand for life, much less over the course of one regrettable evening, but if I were and someone offered me that kind of money to swallow some wax, well, people have done worse for much less.

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    Topics: Poker | 2 Comments »

    2 Responses to “A Bar You Probably Shouldn’t Even Think About Trying To Clear”

    1. Otis Says:
      November 29, 2006 at 9:23 AM

      Thereya go. Now EVERYONE has seen it.

    2. Pauly Says:
      November 29, 2006 at 5:12 PM

      Will they let me take my cell phone to hell with me?

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