• Statuses And Portents

    • Today, my lifelong dream of never seeing the Fresh Beat Band in concert dies a horrible death. 13 hrs ago
    • (I've decided to annoy @Ugarles by identifying the comedic mechanism in each of his tweets until he blocks me and/or kills me with an axe.) 2 days ago
    • @Ugarles Way to flip the script in a self-deprecating fashion! in reply to Ugarles 2 days ago
    • "I don't know nothjn' / Except for one thing for certain / The devil's a person / I met him at the Riverside Perkins" 2 days ago
    • If it has taken you this many debates to decide which Republican candidate you prefer, you shouldn't be allowed near a car or a fire source. 2 days ago
    • Guys Robert Wagner wants to send me a free DVD I think you see where this is heading 2 days ago
    • There's this Jason Lee movie on at the gym, don't know which, but it's the first thing I have to stop when I get a time machine 2 days ago
    • I need to become famous so when I'm suffering from "exhaustion" everyone everywhere knows that I'm really, really tired. 2 days ago
    • More updates...

    Posting tweet...

  • Information

  • Absinthe On Matters Strategical

  • Archives

  • Meta

  • License

  • « | Home | »

    05.11.07

    Introducing

    posted by Absinthe | 10:32 AM

    The details are a little fuzzy and probably won’t get any clearer over the next few days, but the bullet points are thus:

    introducing

    5/7/07, 7lbs 1oz, twenty inches. His name is Declan Xavier.

    Popularity: 17% [?]

    Topics: Impending Parenthood | 38 Comments »

    38 Responses to “Introducing”

    1. A moment with Says:
      May 12, 2007 at 4:51 PM

      links from Technorati my first day of work. Rumor is he may be buying in the area, but isn’t that always the rumor in a small town? Not as good a sighting as Blood, but it will have to do. Here’s something that should probably be at the top of this post: Congrats to Absinthe, and maybe more so to Mrs. Absinthe, for the birth of their beautiful baby boy. Parenting is the most admirable thing you can do, as well as scary. Coming from somebody who has not had kids, take that as you will.

    2. Charles Says:
      May 11, 2007 at 10:58 AM

      Congratulations. He has a good poker face.

    3. alan Says:
      May 11, 2007 at 11:21 AM

      Congratulations!

    4. AlCantHang Says:
      May 11, 2007 at 11:48 AM

      Congrats to the entire family!

    5. change100 Says:
      May 11, 2007 at 11:50 AM

      Congratulations to you and Kim! He’s beautiful!

    6. Fuel55 Says:
      May 11, 2007 at 11:51 AM

      So cute!

    7. Pauly Says:
      May 11, 2007 at 12:00 PM

      I approve of the name choice. Congrats!

    8. Gunslinger Says:
      May 11, 2007 at 12:00 PM

      Congratulations!

    9. facty Says:
      May 11, 2007 at 12:04 PM

      You guys are super great at making cute babies and naming them too! See you in July!

      factually,
      facty

    10. fhwrdh Says:
      May 11, 2007 at 12:04 PM

      been waiting for for pic! :) congrats to all three of you. well done! give our best to kim.

    11. April Says:
      May 11, 2007 at 12:10 PM

      He’s absolutely perfect.

    12. Robert N Says:
      May 11, 2007 at 1:03 PM

      Congrats-he looks like an angel.

    13. SoxLover Says:
      May 11, 2007 at 1:06 PM

      Well done and Congratulations!

      Good thing we didn’t make that prop bet as ours is still in there for the time being.

    14. JoeSpeaker Says:
      May 11, 2007 at 1:13 PM

      Nice goin’ you guys. Enjoy.

    15. Garthmeister J. Says:
      May 11, 2007 at 1:39 PM

      Congrats!

    16. BadBlood Says:
      May 11, 2007 at 1:41 PM

      Super-congrats sir to you and your wife.

    17. jjok Says:
      May 11, 2007 at 1:54 PM

      great name and great looking kid….

      congrats!

    18. Wes (Aarrgghh!) Says:
      May 11, 2007 at 2:22 PM

      Nice. Congratulations

    19. Mean Gene Says:
      May 11, 2007 at 3:28 PM

      So quiet, so serene. May he stay that way through the wee hours.

      Declan? Family name, or Elvis Costello fan?

    20. Aaron Says:
      May 11, 2007 at 5:22 PM

      Mazel tov to Kim. Good luck to you…

    21. StudioGlyphic Says:
      May 11, 2007 at 7:17 PM

      Congratulations!

    22. Pokerwolf Says:
      May 11, 2007 at 8:21 PM

      Awesome news! Congrats to the whole family! =D

    23. pokerpeaker Says:
      May 11, 2007 at 10:19 PM

      Does this mean my film recommendations are on hold?

      Congrats. Your wife did great. Good luck in the coming months. You’ll be awesome.

    24. Div Says:
      May 12, 2007 at 8:02 AM

      Many congratulations. He’s a real cracker!

    25. donkeypuncher Says:
      May 12, 2007 at 8:12 AM

      Congrats!

    26. Biggestron Says:
      May 12, 2007 at 8:22 AM

      Congrats!

    27. Easycure Says:
      May 12, 2007 at 8:56 AM

      Fantastic!

      Huge congratulations!

    28. Jason Says:
      May 12, 2007 at 2:55 PM

      From the road in New York…hearty congratulations to you and Kim. With the two of you in his corner, Declan’s got a pretty good head start on life.

    29. Bloody P Says:
      May 12, 2007 at 5:49 PM

      Congrats!

      I sincerely hope that your boy’s name is a nod to Elvis Costello.

      Cuz that would be mint.

    30. Shelly (phlyersphan) Says:
      May 12, 2007 at 8:40 PM

      Congratulations!!!!! :)

    31. Francis Hwang Says:
      May 13, 2007 at 3:43 PM

      Mazel tof!

    32. Gnome Says:
      May 14, 2007 at 1:50 AM

      Congrats! He looks great!

    33. drizztdj Says:
      May 14, 2007 at 8:22 AM

      Beautiful kid!

      Congrats!!!

    34. BrainMc Says:
      May 14, 2007 at 8:49 AM

      I’m late to the party, but I still mean it. Congrats to you both.

    35. smokkee Says:
      May 14, 2007 at 10:52 AM

      he’s a cute little feller.

      well done.

    36. Vicki Says:
      May 14, 2007 at 2:03 PM

      No turning back now! Congrats-finally!

    37. ScottMc Says:
      May 16, 2007 at 1:02 AM

      Awesome!

      Declan is one of 2 names on the list for MommaMc and I if we have a boy next go round!

      Congrats nothing will ever be the same again forever

    38. Poker Cats Says:
      May 17, 2007 at 6:21 AM

      Congrats!!

    Comments