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    05.17.07

    A Word From Our New Correspondent

    posted by Absinthe | 4:11 PM

    [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.absinthetics.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/hellod.swf" height="213" width="320" fversion="8" useexpressinstall="true" play="false" menu="true" /]

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    Topics: Impending Parenthood | 11 Comments »

    11 Responses to “A Word From Our New Correspondent”

    1. Nickleanddimes Says:
      June 5, 2007 at 11:44 AM

      links from TechnoratiLA sneezed for the camera, and now JJ decided to give his triplets something to pick on. Congrats to all the new fathers! As a sign of solidarity, my daughter decided I’ve been sleeping too much lately and promptly woke up late last night with some screams that would make

    2. Iakaris Says:
      May 17, 2007 at 4:53 PM

      nice work ryan.

      congratulations!

      the lightness of being indeed.

    3. StudioGlyphic Says:
      May 17, 2007 at 9:31 PM

      Very cute.

    4. facty Says:
      May 17, 2007 at 11:21 PM

      Oh
      my
      gosh

      Teh cute!!!!!

    5. fhwrdh Says:
      May 17, 2007 at 11:22 PM

      i’m pretty sure that’s a tell. you’ll need to work on that.

    6. ScottMc Says:
      May 18, 2007 at 1:11 AM

      and so it begins. You are now among a elite group of people on the planet. You are a Father with a camera. It is now your duty to let as many people in the world know about your kid. I prefer the “Stop People on the Street” method myself but have been know to use the “WWW” move as well.

      Kid looks great beyond words… enjoy the first 2 weeks because after that the next 6-8 are going to be tough.

      Welcome Declan!

      ScottMc

      p.s. need a new topic.. impending parenthood has passed

    7. Wes (Aarrgghh!) Says:
      May 18, 2007 at 8:30 AM

      He looks great.

    8. gracie Says:
      May 18, 2007 at 9:08 PM

      Absolutely adorable!

    9. renee Says:
      May 27, 2007 at 6:19 PM

      Waiting for another fix here…
      but I’m guessing you have many more important things to do than incessantly post pictures of your offspring (unlike me).
      Hope all is going well, I think of you and D. and Kim often!

    10. iamhoff Says:
      June 1, 2007 at 11:03 AM

      “Im in ur fambilee, beein da kewt wun!”

      Excellent work, sir. Congrats!

    11. Joni Says:
      June 4, 2007 at 9:40 AM

      This definitely has the awwwwww factor. The sneeze heard ’round the world. He is very beautiful. Thanks for sharing.

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