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07.07.08
Zero-Sum Parenting Observations: Watermelon!
posted by Absinthe | 12:46 PM
1. Babies love watermelon! And they’re surprisingly well-equipped to handle a wedge of it by themselves, so long as you make sure they don’t eat the rind. Well, not much of it, anyway.
2. It wasn’t blood Lady Macbeth was talking about when she said, “Out, out damn spot.” Nope. Watermelon juice.
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July 24, 2008 at 1:06 PM
Yep. That shit is E. Vil. You gotta take him outside and let him eat it in swimming trunks and no shirt. Might sound stupid, but it took several ruined shirts and a couple pairs of pants for it to sink into my thick skull. Watermelon is now outside half-naked food in our household.