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    01.20.09

    Boss Haiku 2: Electric Basholoo

    posted by Absinthe | 3:38 PM

    It’s been a whirlwind couple of weeks - cross-country twice, and I’m about to make my annual run at the LA Poker Classic at the Commerce Casino. But I have not forgotten my sacred duties.

    Polygonal face
    Lasers go into the eyes
    Slippy is no help

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    6 Responses to “Boss Haiku 2: Electric Basholoo”

    1. Chris Hanel Says:
      January 20, 2009 at 4:14 PM

      Easy, that’s Star Fox
      Solutions for daily life:
      “Try a Barrel Roll!”

    2. Absinthe Says:
      January 20, 2009 at 7:49 PM

      Is not Game Haiku
      Hanel whiffs an easy one
      Someone try again

    3. VinNay Says:
      January 21, 2009 at 9:56 AM

      Star Fox is the Game,
      But it is not the answer,
      Andross - for the Win!

    4. Nate Says:
      January 21, 2009 at 11:46 AM

      RSS reader
      awfully slow to update
      I stand full of shame

    5. Chris Hanel Says:
      January 22, 2009 at 12:51 AM

      “Guesses as to the game and/or identity of the specific boss(es) referenced….”

      I thought I met the conditions presented. Maybe not in the hardcore manner that you hoped for, but the letter of the law prevailed.

    6. Res Ipsa Poker Says:
      January 23, 2009 at 3:59 PM

      links from TechnoratiBoss Haiku 2: Electric Basholoo- It’s been a whirlwind couple of weeks - cross-country twice, and I’m about to make my annual run at the LA Poker Classic at the Commerce Casino. But I have…

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