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    • I am definitely not the first to wish @wilw a Happy Fake Internet Birthday. But so help me, I WILL be the last. So don't get any ideas. 16 hrs ago
    • 7/27: G1 confirmed no longer for sale. 7/28: Household G1 #1 enters coma. Way to be subtle, T-Mobile. 16 hrs ago
    • Later on, I'm going to need a thank-you from each of you for not livetweeting this potty-training process. 21 hrs ago
    • This breakfast place offers a trio of Tabascos. I approve. 4 days ago
    • @wilw: Did you fuck up and call her Ripley? Because that's what I'd do. 6 days ago
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